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I know why the caged beaver gnaws

I know why the caged beaver gnaws

The one thing that people know about beavers is that we like to build dams. But no one wants to be defined by his job. And beavers don't want to just build dams. We want to build dreams.

Last week, as you may know, I initiated my own re-introduction program by releasing myself from the Kansas Wildlife Exhibit in Central Riverside Park.

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NCAA rules screw athletes

NCAA rules screw athletes

The crisis is over! Disaster is averted! The sun will come up tomorrow! Gregg Marshall has agreed to stay in Wichita. For the paltry sum of $3.3 million per year, the Shocker coach will stay for seven more years. Or until the next time he is courted and someone throws even bigger money at him.

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Surfers suffer for their sport

Surfers suffer for their sport

Wichita's surfing community knows, more than most, how to deal with disappointment. While surfers in other areas enjoy tremendous swells and world-record breaking runs on famed beaches, Wichita is in Kansas and is entirely landlocked and has not seen any waves whatsoever during any point in human history.

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Vote "no" for mayor

Vote "no" for mayor

I have never been so alienated from city politics. This year's mayoral race seems to offer no really good choices and neither does the marijuana referendum. I'd just stay home, but that runs against my nature as well. I just don't know what to do.

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FFAA is all the freedom we need

FFAA is all the freedom we need

The Kansas Legislature is currently debating new legislation which its proponents say will protect the beliefs and rights of every citizen. While somewhat controversial, Kansas' proposal has met with far less criticism than similar measures debated and even passed in other states. The Kansas bill stops short of bigotry, however.

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Crowd boos Brownback at KU/WSU

Crowd boos Brownback at KU/WSU

For many, the highlight of the KU/WSU game at the NCAA tournament was when the cameras trained on Gov. Sam Brownback and the crowd just booed.

Some have suggested that it was because he was wearing a KU/WSU T-shirt and showing no favorite team. These people would be wrong. He was booed because he's the leading asshole in the state.

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Pro tips arrive for April Fool's Day

Pro tips arrive for April Fool's Day

It's time for the greatest holiday on the calendar, other than Halloween. And my birthday. And Black Friday. Next Wednesday is the celebration of April Fool's, the day when we punish the gullible for being stupid enough to trust people. That's right! Take that, faith in humanity! Ha! Pie in the face! I'm very excited.

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