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The skinny on your week

  • Aries: (March 21 — April 19)
    Week rating: F3
    You will overhear a riveting conversation about abortion and Super Mario Brothers. This week: Make friends with a pastry school dropout.
  • Taurus: (April 20 — May 20)
    Week rating: F5
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    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    Dear Mexican: I know an 18-year old getting deported from the United States. He has been here since he was five years old. His entire family is here and undocumented. He grew up in juvenile halls and did a felony as soon as he turned 18. Will he be deported for sure or will the immigration judge give him a break since his entire family is here?

    — Deportations are for Dummies

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    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    Dear Mexican: I would be most interested in hearing your point of view regarding our raza always voting for someone with a Latino last name, without even considering if the vato/vata is qualified for a particular office.

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    Astropoop!

    Astropoop!

    The skinny on your week

  • Aries: (March 21 — April 19)
    Week rating: F2
    Don't forget to treat your Pisces friends to birthday drinks and sushi. They may return the favor when your birthday comes along. This week: Sing out the pain at karaoke.
  • Taurus: (April 20 — May 20)
    Week rating: F5
  • Section: 

    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    ¡Ask a Mexican!

    Dear Mexican: I would be most interested in hearing your point of view regarding our raza always voting for someone with a Latino last name, without even considering if the vato/vata is qualified for a particular office.

    Section: 

    Astropoop!

    Astropoop!

    The skinny on your week

  • Aries: (March 21 — April 19)
    Week rating: F2
    Don't forget to treat your Pisces friends to birthday drinks and sushi. They may return the favor when your birthday comes along. This week: Sing out the pain at karaoke.
  • Taurus: (April 20 — May 20)
    Week rating: F5
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