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The skinny on your week

  • Aries: (March 21 — April 19)
    Week rating: F4
    A thoughtful friend will buy you fire dancing lessons for your birthday. This week: Hop in a pedal boat at Watson Park.
  • Taurus: (April 20 — May 20)
    Week rating: F3
    Friends may tease you for hoarding Cadbury Creme eggs, but you'll have the last laugh (and a stash of creme eggs) come this winter. This week: Go granular or go home.
  • Gemini: (May 21 — June 21)
    Week rating: F2
    When a woman with a semi truck tattoo on her bicep invites you on a road trip, say yes. This week: Pack a map and pepper spray.
  • Cancer: (June 22 — July 22)
    Week rating: F3
    The hours you spent planting thousands of iris bulbs will be rewarded this week. This week: Sell fresh fruit slices to cyclists along the Gypsum Creek Bike Path.
  • Leo: (July 23 — Aug. 22)
    Week rating: F5
    A faerie will slip you her number at the Great Plains Renaissance Festival. This week: Get up some hijinks at the Highland games.
  • Virgo: (Aug. 23 — Sept. 22)
    Week rating: F2
    You'll sail through that pile of work when you wear a paper hat to the office. This week: Try your hand at telling fortunes out of a mobile home.
  • Libra: (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)
    Week rating: F1
    A stranger wearing an orange fanny pack will deliver some serious news. This week: Woo your crush with marshmallow Peeps, not flowers.
  • Scorpio: (Oct. 2 — Nov. 21)
    Week rating: F3
    The Universe is sending a wave of nostalgia your way Tuesday and it won't dissipate until next Thursday. This week: Watch The Grand Budapest Hotel and weep for the past.
  • Sagittarius: (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21)
    Week rating: F4
    Try not to freak out when your grandma gives you a home-made Easter bonnet. This week: Send Gooding a post card.
  • Capricorn: (Dec. 22 — Jan. 19)
    Week rating: F5
    The stars have aligned so you can find the world's funkiest, most magical leather jacket at the DAV. This week: Invite your neighbors over for spaghetti and salsa dancing.
  • Aquarius: (Jan. 20 — Feb. 18)
    Week rating: F3
    You'll be inspired to take fire dancing lessons with your Aries BFF. This week: Hide Easter eggs around your roommate's bedroom.
  • Pisces: (Feb. 19 — March 20)
    Week rating: F2
    This would be a terrible time to ignore that "check engine" light. This week: Cuddle up with a giant mug of tea and all 10 books you had on hold at the library.