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The skinny on your week

  • Aries: (March 21 — April 19)
    Week rating: F4
    You'll be the coolest kid on the block when you use your Radio Flyer wagon to get groceries at Dillon's. This week: Treat yourself to a cupcake with sprinkles.
  • Taurus: (April 20 — May 20)
    Week rating: F5
    Happy birthday to you! You're now much older and slightly wiser. This week: Take a cruise with a friend.
  • Gemini: (May 21 — June 21)
    Week rating: F2
    You're the only person in Kansas who doesn't like chicken-fried steak. This week: Set up a new slip n' slide in the office courtyard.
  • Cancer: (June 22 — July 22)
    Week rating: F3
    Now is the time to quit hiding in your apartment and get outside. (They have sun there!) This week: Snatch up any remaining Peeps you see at the grocery store.
  • Leo: (July 23 — Aug. 22)
    Week rating: F5
    You will find the best picnic table in the world for sale on Craigslist for $10. This week: Host a backyard cookout, but cook only leftovers.
  • Virgo: (Aug. 23 — Sept. 22)
    Week rating: F5
    You'll be on your way to Thailand for free next week, thanks to a chance conversation with a stranger on Thursday. This week: Rollerblade with your mother.
  • Libra: (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)
    Week rating: F2
    You will be the first person to ride on the newly expanded Redbud bike path! This week: Bake chocolate chip cookies for new Mayor Longwell.
  • Scorpio: (Oct. 24 — Nov. 21)
    Week rating: F4
    Woo hoo! You played the sales at Aspen Traders just right and your wardrobe is SET for the summer. This week: Teach your coworkers to play pétanque.
  • Sagittarius: (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21)
    Week rating: F4
    Your skill for hand-making chain mail will soon be in demand world-wide. This week: Microwave some Peeps with a Cancer friend.
  • Capricorn: (Dec. 22 — Jan. 19)
    Week rating: F2
    Who knew you could cook so many delightful things with frozen corn? This week: Plant some coffee trees.
  • Aquarius: (Jan. 20 — Feb. 18)
    Week rating: F5
    A mysterious stranger will surprise you with a bouquet of chocolate roses on your desk. This week: Give away most of the roses to strangers.
  • Pisces: (Feb. 19 — March 20)
    Week rating: F4
    Now that he's no longer mayor, maybe Carl Brewer will have time to join your bowling league! This week: Get your Churn & Burn on.